Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

my technical english 2 drama script...!!!!

Taylors love story outline
Casts:
Romeo : Justin
Juliet: William
Fairy: David
Supporting character: Andy, Ewe Seong.

Scene 1
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was this charming young prince by the name Romeo who is ready to get into relationship. His multi-talented and useful servant, Andy come up with set of brochures of girls for Romeo’s selection.

Andy: Your highness.

Romeo: Have you get me all the pictures of beauties I requested?

Andy: My majesty. I have found some of it for your selection. Here it is.

Romeo: Hmmmmmm! Let me have a look.

The Servant handing the pictures to romeo.

Romeo is browsing through all the pictures.

Romeo: (Rising from his throne angrily)What is this!! All these girls, they’re not as pretty as I expected.

Andy: There is more underneath , please browse through all the picture your highness

Romeo: Let me see!! Ahhhh! This girl is pretty. I want to meet her up.

Andy: I afraid it is difficult to locate her.

Romeo: Impossible!!!! I want to meet with her. I WAN TO MEET WITH HER!!!.

Romeo: You better find a solution for it

Andy: AHHHHH!!! I got a better idea.

Romeo: What is your idea?

Andy: Why don’t we organize a dance ball and all the girls in the city are invited to the ball. This is a good chance for your highness to search for your perfect match.

Romeo: That sounds cool. I leave this task for you. You better get it done fast or you will be fired.

Andy: OKOK!! I will get I done as soon as possible.

Scene 2
Notice about the dance ball has been paste around the city and invitation for the royal family. One fine day, Juliet was walking around the city to get some groceries with. Out of a sudden her friend saw the notice on the floor and she picked it up.

Friend: What is this??

Juliet: Let me have a look.

Juliet: AhhhHHHHhhhHHHH. This is an notice to a dance ball organized by the prince happening less than a week. All the girls are invited to the ball (*excited voice*)

Friend: WAHHHH!! You sound interested.

Juliet: Yeah! I want to go and meet up with the prince!!How do I look? How do I look?

Friend: hmmmmmmmmm!!

Juliet: What about it?

Friend: But but but u don’t have a proper attire for the dance ball.

Juliet: oh my goodness, you’re right!! What am I gonna do!! (Shedding tears)

Friends: don’t worry, I’m sure we can find a way around it.

Juliet: Ya , Maybe I can buy it somewhere but I don’t have enough money. Maybe I can make 1 for myself but I don’t have much time. Maybe I can rent from store but I don’t know where or maybe I can get it from my lovely sister. Let’s go ask her.

Approaching her step sister.

Juliet: Sister his name is Leonardo Di Caprio and Leonardo this is my step sister Annie

Friend: oh look at the time, I got to go bye Juliet bye Annie

Juliet: um sister(hesitating), is it possible if I borrow a dress from you for the upcoming dance ball..?

Step sister: The upcoming ball organize by the prince (with an evil smile on her face) oh dear, don’t be sad I would love to lend you my dress, but I’m afraid the dress is not available for now. Sorry.

Juliet: oh my, where am I gonna get a dress now? ( crying at the corner)



Scene 3
Narrator: As the drumped fairy passed by

Fairy: Pichally tickaly too, has anyone seen my shoe?.

Juliet looked surprise.(wanna scream)

Fairy: please don’t scream. No fainting, relax…..

Fairy: (continued) yeah, yeah….. im a fairy…. You cant be that surprise can you?

Juliet: (looking sad)

Fairy: Why are you looking so happy…… I mean sad?

Juliet: (sad)… I get molested by my step-sister… And I am rushing to the party but I have no
proper attire.

Fairy: Fairy: Don’t worry my little one . I’m sure we could find some way around it. Pssp, what am I thinking? I am a fairy am I ? I will help you out, all I need is a thing or two over there…. Hm…

Fairy: And that’s the way the cookie crumbles. And that’s the way ahhah… I like it.

Fairy: *twink*

Juliet: ohhh…… Ack Ack (sound of monkey)

Fairy: oh my, this is sooooooooo Wrong

Fairy: ugh… I need to get my head straight. Okie now this is serious… Hocus Pocus
change this um…. monkey into a BEEeeeeaaaautiiiiifull LADY~

Juliet: Oh my, it’s like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.

Fairy: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well I’m afraid this can’t last forever. You have only until midnight,and-

Juliet: Okie dockie.

Fairy: you must also promise me not to reveal my identity

Fairy: Oops… your wishes limit has reached. Please top up RM10 for another wish…hehe .
Fairy: oops time is running out I gotta go~

Juliet: wait!!!

Fairy: what do you want now?

Juliet: oh, nothing…… Just asking for fun... Haha.

Scene 4
At the ball, it was filled with beautiful decorations, great food and beautiful chandeliers. It was a great party. It is filled with music, noises and people doing till Juliet arrive.
Everyone : Wow, look at that beautiful girl.

Juliet : * Blushing*.

Prince : * Drools* Hello my lady. You look so pretty. May I know your name?

Juliet : Aww, thank you. And you look handsome too. My name is Juliet and you?

Prince :I’m Prince Romeo . Would you like to have a drink with me?

Juliet : I would love too! .

Prince : Waiter… Could you please bring me 2 glasses of fine wine. I would love
to drink with this beautiful lady here.

Waiter : Sure my lord.

While waiting for the drinks, the horny prince. Oops, sorry I mean the charming prince invited Juliet to dance.

Prince : May I..?

Juliet : It would be my honour to do so

Both Romeo and Juliet dance till they forgot the time. They were dancing happily till the clock strike 11.45 p.m. Juliet was worried, she made a promise to the fairy that she’ll be back before 12. The prince chase after her.

Juliet : I’m sorry my prince I have to goooooooo………

Prince : Do not gooooo………….. My lady.
The prince started to chase and chase after Juliet till the prince fell down.

Prince : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……



Scene 5
After a few weeks, Romeo’s parents found out the relationship between Romeo and Julie, the parents strongly reject the relationship and order romeo to marry the royal family princess, Charlotte swift. Romeo refused to marry with the princess.

Father: You cannot marry with a low status girl.

Romeo: Why not? Any problem if I marry with Juliet?? I feel very comfortable with her.

Father: It only ruins our royal family reputation.

Father: I have already arranged the wedding between you and Princess Charlotte Swift;

Romeo: NoooooNNOOOOOO! I would rather commit suicide than marry with Princess Charlotte Swift. She is not as adorable as Juliet. She is very fussy,messy,spoiled girl, very demanding, low self esteem. There is one time I was dating with her, we saw an old lady crossing the road, she pretend didn’t see her and didn’t offer any help for the old lady and there is also another time she yelled harshly at waiter for some little mistake.She care for her hamster more than me. See!!! Ewww.

Father: She is just adorable. I don’t care, you must marry princess charlotte swift.


Scene 6
After the quarrel,fairy came over to look for prince and told him that she has a good idea to solve the problem between Romeo and Juliet.

Fairy: I got a perfect idea for you to marry with Juliet.

Romoe: What? What? Tell me faster.

Fairy: Take this pills.

Romeo: what this pills for? Isn’t that forrorre rochel?

Fairy: Ir is not forrore Rochel but Ferrari Rochel.

Romeo: What is this pills for?

Fairy: After you eaten it, you will temporary dead for 2 days.After 2 days,
everyone will thinks both of you are dead so both of you can flee away and live happily ever after .

Romeo: What a good Idea. We can try to use this method.

Servant: Don’t take the risk. It is very dangerous.

Romeo: Shuut upppp!!! Do you have better idea than this?

Servant: ermmmmmmmmm….

Romeo: go pick it up and during my 2days unconsciousness, go inform Juliet about this plan.

Servant: Yes your highness.

Scene 7
The news of the dead prince spread around Juliet heard the death of Prince Romeo, she is very sad and she doesn’t want to live any longer. She has decided to commit suicide.

Juliet: How do I live without you(*song playing*)… I want to know.

Juliet: (* go take knife and commit suicide) (*titanic song playing*)

Juliet: Arggghhhhgghghhh!!! YOU DIE I DIE.

Scene 8
After 2days Romeo rose from the dead and get to know that Juilet is seriously dead.
Servant: (*sad expression*) your highness. I got a good news and a bad news? You would like to listen to which of it first?

Romeo: what good news?

Servant: The good is you are alive.

Romeo: (Give a tight slap to his servant)

Servant: what about the bad news?

Romeo: your lover Juliet committed suicide after knowing you are dead.

Romeo: ( Another tight slap for the servant.)

Servant: im not lying this to you.


Scene 9
Romeo runs to Juliet’s grave.

Romeo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How could this happen to me??

Romeo: How do I live without you(*song playing*)… I want to know.

Romoe: (* go take knife and commit suicide) (*titanic song playing*)

Romeo: Arggghhhhgghghhh!!! YOU DIE I DIE.

This is what happens when both the Romeo and Juliet without the presence of technology. Next We are going to present a scenario which happen with the presence of technology.



Scene 10 ( Future)
upon a time, there was this charming young guy by the name Romeo who is ready to get into relationship. He was browsing around the social networking such as (Friendster, Facebook etc) for his perfect match.
In the Present
Romeo was looking for new friends over facebook.

Romeo;
[To himself] Wow, there's a pretty decent looking girl here
i should add her as friend :D (click)

Juliet:
[to herself] Oh... there's a guy who added me on facebook!
approve (click)

Romeo:
[to himself] i should leave her a message hehe;
Hey there, my name is Romeo
nice to meet you~
where are you from ?
send(click)

Juliet:
its the guy from facebook.
hmm....( reading message)
Hi my name is Juliet,
nice to meet you too~
I'm from ..........

2 months later,
(In Skype chatting)
Romeo:Hey Juliet! There’s a party going on downtown. Would you like to go?

Juliet: Certainly. My pleasure!

Romeo: Ok we will meet up there JWW Marriot Hotel.

Scene 11

At the party

Romeo: May I ( requesting a dance)

Juliet: Why should I??

Romeo: HAIZZZZZ!!!
Juliet: Im just joking. Let’s go.


Scene 12

After 1 month Romeo dating with Juliet, Juliet’s father found out their relationship and doesn’t approve their relationship.

Father: I don’t you to meet with that guy anymore. I want to concentrate on your studies and don’t waste time on puppy love.

Juliet: Im serious on this relationship.

Father: I don’t care whether you are serious or not, what I want is your studies.

Juliet started crying and ran back her room.

Scene 13
While chatting online, a friend of her suggested a solution.she suggested her to perform a fake death and flee away with romeo.and she found the idea is workable.Then she discuss this method with romeo online.

Romeo: Hey Juliet! Where are you..?

Juliet: I’m in crabs island now

Romeo: Crabs Island..?What are you doing there..?

Juliet: I got a perfect idea for our problem.

Romeo: What? What? Tell me faster.

Juliet: A friend of mine had come out with a medicine that can fake death for a few days. After I consumed the medicine, everyone will thinks I’m really dead so we can flee away after that and live together happily ever after.

Romeo: What a good Idea. We can try to use this method.

Juliet: I’ll consume the pill now. Come over to crabs island in two days time.

Romeo: Ok I will prepare everything and meet you there
After two days, Romeo went to crabs island to find juliet







this is it..its was awesome and damn nice and funny but to bad i am the last group to present so no lecturer watch my play T.T.....there is some part inside the drama not inside the script above coz of sudden add on..will try my best to upload the video of it

Sunday, September 13, 2009

My drama

=.=

another bad days.....
09/09/09
this is the day where the result of drama going to be release..in then end my group won nothing..that time my hears so so sad coz the drama is my "sam huet" and ended up with nothing not even merit award..tht time i was damn sad...

10/09/09
is not as bad as before 12th is quite okay compare to others..in the morning suddenly got a surprise assessment for algo(programming) we was given about 1 hour but me and my group didnt not manage to finish it because of 1 very very little tiny small mistake..i took us about 45 min figure out which is int and double..because of that the last part which is press 0 to exit the program we didnt not manage to finish tht part,we were damn pissed because of tht small mistake, after that we went to meet our moral lecturer mr Adrian coz we receive his email says tht he wan to meet us...then he told us that we almost win merit 3 awards which is best male actor,audience choice award, and also merit award but as u can see "almost" means no...haiz..

For he best male actor mr adrian says tht time onli got 2 guys are nominated which is my frend william and the other one who won the price, we lose because their story line is touching and tht actor really cried on tht play thts y we lost..Zzz

as for merit award he says tht our play seems to be focus more on H1N1 rather than HIV,he also say tht if we bring up the condom part a little earlier then we will won the prize

last for audience choice award we lost is because the difference between our vote and the winner vote is about 2 to 3 i guess..haiz tht time i wan so damn sad.then i went down to the parking wanted to go home then my car was claimed damn sien lo..sad things come 1 by 1 haiz..i got claim is because i park at the reserve place but just duno y i parked there about 2 month nothing happen at all but tht day got claim really got nothing the feeling is like sad+sad=Sad2..haizz

Monday, September 7, 2009

TIRED


William and Steffi(main character for the drama)
today is a very tiring day for me..coz today i gonna have my final practice for my moral drama..so today i left my house at 930am end up reach home 10pm..was at surai mas for the whole day but of course got went out to bought some more costume at pyramid...i am damn tired now....good luck for my play tomorrow....


nick for the newspaper tomorrow as the oneX spec(zeroX)

Charlotte pre-cautions for H1N1 lolz

david the fever guy

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Lolz

this week is seriously a bad week wei....lets talk from thursday the day i had my programming test it really pissed me off man coz i do it wrongly for example the question wan the output like this

Name:Justin Chua
ID:0903r72363

i read the question wrongly and i make the program which ask the user to input their namd and id...so sad la...luckily its onli about 2 marks...damn dulan after the test. Then here comes friday the worst day ever tht day i got my math test i tot wan wake early and go old town study end up i woke up late and didnt get to study much and then when i reach school i realise tht i forget to bring my calculator with me then i quickly rush to the bookshop at my school tot wan buy a new calculator once i reach there i damn pissed off lo coz both of the bookshop are closed tht time i was really damn sad and dulan coz usually those bookshop open very early wan but when i really need to go to book shop mother all close...then nvm i went to my class for exam lo..the bad things happen again my class is at LT2 which is at ground floor and i duno y i went up to the 5th floor...end up my math paper is almost blank..i damn sad la....

luckily tht is the end of my unlucky day..after went to pyramid to have lunch and buy costume for the play on next tuesday..those costume really not cheap lo the shirt fo harry potter and hiv virus already cost us about RM88 then another 4 more mask for the H1N1 virus cost us another Rm80...then condom abour 20 and alot more la but the best part is my group got 13 ppl..so each ppl onli RM20..gonna have my final practice tomorrow hope really can win ba....

some pictures took by william gf...i didnt know she took my pictures...==





i was talking about the drama play...^^




and finally i finally got my flash gun and my camera grip for my bao bei alpha 350...

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

...

haiz..this week is a bad week..i gonna have 3 test for this week which is programming on tursday,english which random days and friday is math....today my cast member go di our drama slide together but end up all playing ps2 but at least those slide is already finish about 50%....This coming friday we gonna buy our costume at sunway pyramid and gonna have ppractise after tht....sienz